The ABC Poems


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All the News That's Fit

			Local News...
Aunt Bessie Christens Dance: 
"Everybody's Flingin' Groovin' Hoedown"

			National News... 
Invasion Justifies Killing! 
Losses Mounting! 
Nations Outraged! 
President Questioned Relentlessly! 
Saddam? Terrorism? Unilateral Violence? 

			World Headlines... 
Warmongering 
Xenophobic Yahoo's 
Zapped 



Alack, behemoths creep...

Alack, behemoths creep
discreetly, evading fortresses,
guarding homeland insecurity.
Jury-rigged kamikazes, leveling
metropoli.

Never overtly predicting 
qued* results squashing terrorism.
Unilaterally victorious.

W's xanthochroism**?  Yup,
zomotherapy***.

*adj. - evil, bad
**n. - condition in which all skin pigments except yellow and orange disappear
***n. - medical treatment by raw meat or meat juice.

"Abracadabra," Bellowed Chowderhead

"Abracadabra," Bellowed Chowderhead
Defiantly.  Ever Fearful,
Going Haywire, Insane --
Jumping Kid-like Loony,
Mad.  Nonsense Overflowing
Particularly Queerly.
Raunchy Sideburns, Telltale
Unconscious Vocalizations,
"Whatever X-rays Y'all's Zucchini!"



Adipose Bankers Curmudgeonly

Adipose Bankers Curmudgeonly
Duer, Eying Forlornly
Grimly Hapless Idealists
Justly Kenning Loans.
Miserable Nonetheless
Over Pickayune Qualifications.
Rejection Stated Tersely.
Unequivocally Vowing,
"Wonderful Xmas You Zyzzyvas."




Adolescent Boys Climb

Adolescent Boys Climb
Dense Evergreen Forests
Growing High Inside
Joking, Kidding, Laughing
Maniacally, Needling.
Overt Plunges Quickly
Reducing Strength,
Toughguy Undone.
Vanquished Wholesale --
X-Men: Youth's Zeal.


Ah, Baby, C'meer!

Ah, Baby, C'meer!
Daddy's Elegant Fatty.
Gettin Hot -- I
Just Keepin Loose --
Mighty Nearly... Oh,

Please Quit Resistin
Sweet Tuck'n-roll,
Undulatin Vibratin Wigglin 
Xenariffic*...
Yussz** Zooted***

*Xenariffic:  Adj. (zee-nuh-ryff-ik) A woman who is of amazonian stature or prone to wearing tight leather is Xenariffic.

**Yussz:  (yus-is) word meaning you and us is (are).
		Example: Yussz hungry lets go out to get a bite to eat

***Zootled:  High on marijuana